ACT GAY !
This is a parody. This is comedy. This is turbo-4x4-xDrive-LGBTQ-Mode activated humor.
WHAT IS GAY-CHAN?
Born as the parody of every “-chan” project, Gay-Chan exists for one reason only:
✨ To make people laugh and touch a little bit of grass.
No roadmap.
No super-serious mission.
No complicated “zk-privacy zero-knowledge proof-of-whatever.”
Just fun, vibes, memes, and a character who takes absolutely nothing seriously
the story
It all started when Monero-Chan got deep into privacy tech…
Then Monad-Chan went full kawaii mode with cute anime pics everywhere…
And CT began to take every “chan” way too seriously.
So the universe said:
“Okay, time to ruin everything.”
And Gay-Chan was born.
appeared out of nowhere — pink hair, heart glasses, rainbow tank-top, doing the most dramatic pose imaginable — and instantly claimed the throne as Solana’s most unserious mascot.
My pronouns are like my favorite candy bar— her/she!
terms&conditions
By staying on this page, scrolling, clicking, buying, or even thinking about this project, you automatically agree to the following:
1. Rights of the Mascot
Gay-Chan reserves the right to:
change pronouns mid-sentence
flirt with you & your ex
activate Ultra-Gay-Mode at random
exist only for retarded degen vibes
2. Emotional Damage Policy
Gay-Chan may cause:
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sudden laughter
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mild confusion
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temporary flamboyance
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the desire to screenshot memes at 3AM
These side effects are normal.
3. Degen Responsibility Act
If you buy a meme coin and it dumps, that’s on you.
Gay-Chan is a fabulous mascot, not a fiduciary.
4. No Seriousness Allowed
Any attempt to introduce logic, professionalism, or serious debate into this ecosystem is strictly forbidden and punishable by immediate glitter explosion.
5. Zero Utility Clause
Gay-Chan provides no utility, no yield, no APY, no staking, no features, and possibly no future.
Any belief otherwise is a skill issue.
6. Acknowledgment of Chaos
By participating, you accept that:
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this is stupid
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it is intentionally stupid
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that is the entire point
If you disagree, please close this tab and hydrate.
Contract Address: GfKrAwejoSaD3iYXWFo3JmRYtMJFnfqSiC8CUsbepump
how to buy
Get a Wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare wallet
Add SOL
Purchase SOL from an exchange
Visit Pump.fun
Connect your wallet and swap
start acting gay
-dont play rent money, you retard-
🚀 Support $gaychan – go hit some rockes on dex
GAY-CHAN’S MANIFESTO
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Touch grass
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Drink water
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Don’t marry your bag
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Don’t take crypto advice from anime mascots
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Be gay. Be loud. Be stupid. Repeat.
🛑 DISCLAIMER
Gay-Chan is a parody character and a meme project created purely for entertainment.
Nothing on this website, X account, or community pages should be interpreted as financial advice, investment guidance, lifestyle guidance, or gender identity commentary.
Gay-Chan does not represent any real person, group, or community.
No offense is intended toward LGBTQ+ individuals or anyone else — the humor is exaggerated, absurd, and intentionally ridiculous.
By interacting with Gay-Chan, you acknowledge:
You understand this is satire.
You are responsible for your own decisions.
You won’t take internet cartoons too seriously.